and so i dance

fandomsandwich:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

“Avengers Anonymous:

All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”

Ruffalo’s painted green and refuses to speak in full sentences; Renner’s hiding in one of the air vents and no one can get him to come down so they’ve given up for the moment; Hemsworth’s taken to carrying around a large mallet with the head painted grey.

Johansson keeps popping out of nowhere and shooting Nerf darts at Hiddleston’s bucket. Many are still stuck to it. She yells “BUDAPEST!” at random.

Jackson glares at everyone through the one eye he keeps open; the other he shuts because he swears he’s more used to seeing through one eye now. When someone tells him he’s got a phone call he yells that the Council doesn’t know what they’re talking about and no, he will not be talking to them anymore today.